Bio-Dome; A Goofy Movie; Encino Man. Other than being three pieces of 20th century cinema so great that one day our great great great great great grandchildren will see them and go "Wow, they were way cooler than I thought they were when I learned about them in school!", they also have another thing in common: Mr. Pauly Shore. The well-known stand-up comedian and early 90s comedy megastar is back in the all new Natural Born Komics, the follow-up to the cult hit Pauly Shore is Dead.
For those among you who have a secret loving of Pauly Shore’s material, yet wouldn’t be caught dead buying it in a store in front of friends, now’s your chance to own Natural Born Komics, as I’ve been hooked up with three DVDs to give away to our readers. To make things even more exciting, one random winner will receive a Special Mystery Prize (with value no greater than $10 or so) packaged in with the DVD; probably something I find lying around that’s entertaining for me to mail to people.
"Pauly Shore is back and funnier than ever in this outrageous sketch comedy movie filmed on location in red hot Miami. Have fun in the sun with the whole cast as Pauly embarks on slew of hilarious hidden camera pranks, sidesplitting parodies, man-on-the-street interviews, and must see videos. Join Pauly and an all star cast of celebrities and hotties including actors Vivica A. Fox and Steven Bauer, recording superstar T-Pain, American Idol Winner Ruben Studdard, comedy superstar Charlie Murphy, and many more! It’s Pauly Shore like you have never seen him before. "
How you can win is simple: one winner will be selected on April 10 based on a random drawing. For every comment on a story, you get a ticket, and for every user you refer to the forums who makes at least 5 posts, you get three tickets.
For the second copy, I want to do something a little more entertaining, yet classy (just like Pauly himself). To win the final of the three copies of the DVD, come up with the best Pauly Shore-related haiku. It can be the funniest, the most poetic, the one best referencing Bio-Dome, or something I can’t even think of. Keep it rated PG-13 and under, though, and anything which may offend entire groups of people will be disqualified. Post them in this topic, or PM them to me to be entered.
The third and final copy will be given to the person who best recreates a famous movie scene substituting Pauly Shore for the original actors. You can use Photoshop, just modify the text in a famous quote, or come up with your own whacky way to showcase it. Once again, post those in the official contest topic and/or PM me your entry. The second and third winners will be revealed on April 14.
As usual, fulltime GamerNode staff writers and editors are not eligible to win. People outside of the US and Canada are eligible, but keep in mind it’s an NTSC DVD release, and give me some time to ship it to you since I’ll have to brush up on the laws regarding sending Pauly Shore materials through international waters.
Keep your eye on GamerNode and the contest page for another contest starting up this week. That’s right: TWO contests this week. I had to make up for the lack of love lately.