Uwe Boll is out to make a fool of himself once again. This time he has challenged the upcoming Indiana Jones movie to a filmic duel with his big screen adaptation of Postal.
In typical grammatically-challenged fashion, Boll has penned a letter to Bloody-Disgusting.com, calling Spielberg "sloppy" and also taking a shot at the aging Harrison Ford.
"On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say!
Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!"
While the message is certainly an entertaining read, one has to wonder if, after numerous failures, Uwe Boll actually believes what he has written here. I think a quick look at the history of these two directors quickly and obviously proves where the talent lies.