Resistance Is Futile: You Will Be A-SIM-u-lated

Ok, so you,ve been on a desert island all by yourself for the past, say, five or six years and haven,t a clue to what the “Sims” is all about? Are you immersed with fears of being ostracized and being accused of being uncool because you can,t make the distinction between a “Sim” and a “Simolean?” Well, help is on the way! Electronic Arts has announced the shipment of “The Sims Compete Collection” which will feature the blockbuster original, “The Sims” plus seven (count ’em, seven!) of the Sims expansion packs: “The Sims Livin’ Large”, “The Sims House Party”, “The Sims Hot Date”, “The Sims Vacation”, “The Sims Unleashed”, “The Sims Superstar”, and “The Sims Makin’ Magic.” “The Sims: Complete Collection” will retail for the price of 39.99 samoleans, or if you don,t have any of these, you can still buy it for $39.99. The collection is now available for the PC. You don,t know what you,ve been missing until you,ve locked your Sims in a room without doors and windows. [Editor: "… and started a fire…"]