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Thompson is pulled in by US Marshals

Category: Industry, Posted: 06/18/2008 at 09:18PM CDT by Chris Abiuso, Staff Writer

Jack ThompsonThe Master of Disaster is at it again! It now seems as if the US government is counting Jack Thompson as a potential threat; with the US Marshals meeting with him after an extremely over-the-top sarcastic letter.

Yes, you read right. US Marshals were sent to the attorney's house by the US government! So why did the US government suddenly take interest in Thompson?

Well, it seems old Jackie, reacting to the "fact" that Al-Qaeda terrorists in Guantanamo Bay have more rights than he does, did the sensible thing and wrote to Chief Judge Federico Moreno.

He said, "I guess my 'mistake' was not killing 3000 people to make my point..." Yep, bringing up the notion of mass murder to a Chief Judge in a time of terrorist activity is totally cool, like saying that you should join the Westboro Baptist church at a gay rally.

Thompson's overly sarcastic remark granted him a visit from the feds, who obviously took the remark, as any person would, without sufficient knowledge of Thompson's mind, as an open threat to the security of the US.

And you never want to incite that feeling in the Marshals. In usual Thompson manner, he responded to the affair in a rambling letter that goes in circles and gets nowhere fast. Here are some excerpts:

"The notion that I pose some sort of physical threat to you or to the judiciary or to anyone else down here is a cruel joke. The two Marshals said, 'If you had actually hand-delivered the letter to Judge Moreno, we would be concerned.' To that I said, 'But I did.

"I did that last week because the gentlemen at the metal detectors would not deliver it, and THEY TOLD ME TO DELIVER IT TO YOU. I buzzed into your inner offices on the thirteenth floor, and I politely handed the letter to your clerk, who politely took it.'

"If I were a danger to anyone, that would have been the time for me to have proven it, right? In fact, I have never threatened anyone in my entire life, and you know that, and the Marshals said they knew that. They were apologetic about being dispatched to my home. This is outrageous, Judge. Simply outrageous."

Posted by El on 06/18/2008 at 09:25PM

facepalm.jpg

Posted by rtanger on 06/18/2008 at 09:28PM

Never threatened anyone. Except for anyone who disagrees with his viewpoint with promises of litigation, lawsuits, and attempts to drum up frivolous libel and slander charges against anyone and everyone who crosses his path.

Yeah, no threats at all.

God this guy is a blight on the very common sense and decency he swears to swear by.....

Posted by rtanger on 06/18/2008 at 09:32PM

Addendum-

I want to add, that at the rate this guy's life is imploding, I'll lay strong odds that he goes 'clocktower sniper' before much longer.

Posted by southAussie on 06/18/2008 at 09:44PM

Just ignore him. He's only doing it for the attention. He'll go away eventually.

Works every time.

=P

Posted by Adam Fletcher on 06/18/2008 at 09:56PM

Facepalm.jpg x 5000

Posted by zim on 06/18/2008 at 09:58PM

@ rtanger, The irony would kill me if he went postal. I hope he does.

Posted by The Hylden on 06/18/2008 at 10:38PM

I hope he doesn't, as no innocent deserves to die simply so anyone here can say, "Yup, I told you so." *rolls eyes*

Ah, the internet: letting people make asinine comments they'd be smacked for in life since the 90's...

Posted by Oblivion Lotus on 06/18/2008 at 10:43PM

As hilarious as that is, it's a shame they didn't arrest him and toss him a secret terrorist prison...

Posted by Coyotegrey on 06/19/2008 at 12:19AM

@zim

if he went postal he'd probably kill someone.

I hope this doesn't happen.

Posted by Winged One on 06/19/2008 at 05:57AM

@Hyld, c'mon, man, lighten up a little. We know it won't happen, so it's fine.

Though, if he did, he probably would blame video games...

Posted by lskennedy on 06/19/2008 at 08:13AM

Honestly, i think hes gonnas off himself first before he goes clocktower crazy.

Posted by Dr Stupid on 06/19/2008 at 08:24AM

I couldn't care less about his well being. But it always makes these long days at work much more enjoyable to read news like this.


Posted by P-Thunder. on 06/19/2008 at 09:06AM

Is Jack going to become an hero?

Posted by Alex6969 on 06/19/2008 at 09:26AM

Did anyone see the Colbert Report last night? Brilliant

Posted by Nick_Fury on 06/19/2008 at 09:53AM

If Jack did ever flip out and get arrested, would he leave a copy of GTA IV in his house for the feds to find so he could blame his crimes on that?

Posted by lskennedy on 06/19/2008 at 10:49AM

OMG thats awesome nick, i wonder.

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