On ebay right now is a life-sized model of the infamous "Bouncer" Big Daddy from this summer’s hit first-person shooter. Created by British studio Oxmox for Take 2 Interactive, the sculpture weighs in at 97 lbs, and stands 6’4" tall.
The item is located in Hailsham, East Sussex, and must be picked up locally. The seller writes, "You will need a van or a lorry as the model is pretty damn large."
Bidding begins at 250 GBP (511 USD), and has a buy-it-now price of 1200 GBP (2452 USD) for that special kind of person who needs this thing immediately. At the time of this post there have been no bids, with 4+ days until the auction’s end.