I'd like to announce the start of GamerNode contests, contests which registered users can participate in to win prizes and avoid The Pit.
The contests were officially set to launch next week, but much like that one forum member who pretended he was a mobster, I got an offer I couldn't refuse.
Click the full story to check it out, and be sure to enter! You can be the first winner EVER!

Inspired by Guitar Hero comes I Can Play Guitar, a guitar controller that attaches to your TV and lets you rock out. (Or not, depending on your definition of rock.) Unlike Guitar Hero, this was made with education in mind, and it will teach you chord placements and all that fun stuff. If you're looking to learn to play the guitar but still want to play some sort of game, want another video game guitar to add to your collection, or want to get a good gift for a younger aspiring musician, this is a good thing to consider for the holiday season.
Now, thanks to my pal Eric, one lucky GN reader will get this guitar absolutely free (instead of paying $100 bucks).
To talk about the game and show some more stuff, they gave us a video of a kid named Drake Bell, who I'm told is some new Nickelodeon star.
To submit your entry, please post it in the official contest forum thread. Please remember to post the source of your images so we can make sure no one is cheating ;).

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Oh man, I've got ideas!
All my ideas would cause me to ban myself. =P
I've got some ideas, but I don't think my MS Paint skills are up to the task. I'll have a go though.
Alton, don't let that discourage you! Even bad MSPaint jobs can be hilarious at times.
So many ideas, so little time!
I'm eager to see these submissions...
I hope I win.
I love all of the ones that showed up so far...